Tagged by Cindy

Have you ever answered people meanly or sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this tag
Rule :Respond to these as sarcastic / mean as you can....

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
~ofcoz is no la..haha..but friends always say de..haiz..kekez

2) I am the most beautiful / handsome person in the world.
~Ofcoz is no la..me is the most ugly de lo..

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
~LOL!me ar..poor de lo..if me rich den will from rich become poor jor lo..haha

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.
~LOLx!

5) You don't know me? I am an artist; I have albums.
~y i muz noe u ar..u artist nia ma..oso nt very famous la..

If an annoying pretty woman / handsome man says :

1) I know you like me.
~lol..u noe nia ma..but i duno lo..kekex

2) What are you looking at?
~lokking at my pc la..haha

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
~Oh ya ar..den ur problem jor lo..haha

4) Unless you are rich, don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
~aiya..den soo ur problem wad..me rich oso u nt u rich..i nt believe u cant ride on me..

5) Look, I am pretty / handsome; I can make people hate you!
~u try lo..i very scare o...


If an annoying extremely ugly woman / man says :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
~Oppss..it i think wont happen ba..

2) May I have your cellphone number?
~i oso dun hav la..

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
~Opppss..sry my plan is all full..

4) What do you like about me?
~i sy oso nvr say dao lo...

5) I want you to say : I am pretty / handsome and you like me sooooo much!
~lol..im nt ur cant or ur dog tat giv u to ply..

If your enemy says :

1) Hi, bitch!
~Byes Byes noob..

2) You smell like shit!
~no la..me smell gud...u oni smell lik shit la...

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
~aiyo..y u so bhb de..

4) What an ugly creature you are!
~no la..me no ugly den u ba..

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
~OMG!!! dun say tis kind of thing lo..ltr is me kick nt u kick lo...den u die on tat time..haha


Tagged 5 people
1.Kah KAr
2.Sui Ling
3.Jing Mun
4.Kelvin Yap
5.Kelvin Ho